Today's quotes [4.8.12]
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"My aunt is a zombie, from hell."
-- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but
wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong
"O mysterious, wondrous and downright amazing Oracle:
How come we never see baby pigeons?"
"You do, but you only see them before they go into their cocoons and grow
wings. Baby pigeons are usually called 'squirrels'."
-- Generic Supplicant, The Internet Oracle
"In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said
'Let there be light'. And God separated the light from the dark.
And did two loads of laundry."
-- Kevin Krisciunas, in rec.humor.funny
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
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