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"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."

                                           - Roseanne

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Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a
       rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.


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A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.

    - Albert Einstein 

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Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit!



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Serious people have few ideas. People with ideas are never serious. 

    -- Paul Valery


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