Today's quotes [4.6.12]
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"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull
elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
"You stop that. You scare my chickens."
-- Wing Commander IV, when you quit
Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview
unless applying for the job of umpire.
- Dan Zevin
"It's tupperware. Of course it exists. We only wish it didn't."
-- Kez Bartsch
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
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