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"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road
 signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in
 braille."
                        -- Discordian Quote File


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"A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his
 morning meal.
 'I would like to give you this personality test', said the outsider,
 'because I want you to be happy.'
 Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster,
 saying: 'I wish the toaster to be happy, too.'"
                        -- AI Koans, from the Jargon File,
                                http://www.ccil.org/jargon/


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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. 

    - Salvor Hardin, Foundation

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ON INFINITY
   If you had everything, where would you keep it?


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"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. " 
    - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) 

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