Today's quotes [4.5.12]
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"If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road
signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in
-- Discordian Quote File
"A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his
'I would like to give you this personality test', said the outsider,
'because I want you to be happy.'
Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster,
saying: 'I wish the toaster to be happy, too.'"
-- AI Koans, from the Jargon File,
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
- Salvor Hardin, Foundation
If you had everything, where would you keep it?
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. "
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
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