Today's quotes [4.4.12]
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"When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and hope
somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo."
"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
my typing is whit
-- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)
"Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with
their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?"
-- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay
right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize
a mistake when you make it again.
- F. P. Jones
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