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"When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and hope
somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo."

                                                       --Author Unknown

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"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
 ...
 my typing is whit
 shit"
                        -- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)


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"Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with
 their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?"
                        -- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay
right up there.  Hunters would be all confused.


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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize
a mistake when you make it again.

- F. P. Jones 

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