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"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." --
       Lily Tomlin


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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
       because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown


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What do you mean, funny?  Funny-peculiar
or funny-ha-ha?
                                -- Ian Hay, THE HOUSEMASTER,
                                   Act III (1936).



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There come's a time in the affairs of a man when he
must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

- W. C. Fields 

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- An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist
   to whom it is acceptable still has a job.


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