Today's quotes [4.3.12]
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* Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain
don't hit a man with glasses... hit him with a baseball bat
"TUUUUBAAAAAA MIRUM SPAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGENS..."
-- The Bass Section, Berlioz Requiem
(If you've never heard it, you won't get it)
Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven
while reciting Melville. Or maybe Brahms...
- Russ Suter
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