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"Television: A medium.
So called because it's neither rare nor well done." 

Ernie Kovacs.

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* Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two
       under the man's eyes.


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"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
                        -- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)


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"Does anyone want to keep the rubber maid...?"
                        -- Cathy Jenkins


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A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who
is not a Conservative at sixty has no head.
        
                                                        --Disraeli

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