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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. 

    -- Han Solo


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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money,
as well as afterward.

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"Might does not make right.
But it sure makes what is." 

- Edward Abbey 

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You will always find some Eskimo ready instruct the Congolese
on how to cope with heat waves.

        --Ibid

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the television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes
a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren
which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little... 

     - Ray Bradbury 

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