Today's quotes [4.27.12]
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Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second.
- Edward Abbey
"To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to
worry because one worries."
Hard work never killed anybody,
but why take the chance?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of --
but do it in private, and wash your hands afterwards.
- Lazarus Long
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool
than to speak and remove all doubt.
- Abraham Lincoln
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