Today's quotes [4.26.12]
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Somebody's boring me.
I think it's me.
I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil.
"Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told"
Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.
"No, we're _sweet_ and _innocent_ evil bastards"
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