Today's quotes [4.25.12]
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should
not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then
we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I
would not live forever.
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
Captain J. A. Hadfield:
"This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it
all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men."
I'm so hyper... (Said with a very dull voice.)
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it
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