Today's quotes [4.24.12]
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When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary.
- Thomas Paine
"The early bird catches the worm"
I say that
"The early worm was caught by the bird"
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want
anything done, ask a woman.
A mother may hope that her daughter will get
a better husband than she did
but she knows her son will never get
as good a wife as his father did.
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