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When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

     - Thomas Paine 

1. 




People say:
        "The early bird catches the worm"
        
I say that
        "The early worm was caught by the bird"

2. 




I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

3. 




Margaret Thatcher:
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want 
anything done, ask a woman.

4. 




A mother may hope that her daughter will get
a better husband than she did
but she knows her son will never get
as good a wife as his father did.

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