Today's quotes [4.23.12]
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"*DON'T DO THIS*. It is *BAD* engineering. *BAD* engineers *DESERVE* to be
unemployed, living under park benches, and feeding off of slow moving
-- Terry Lambert, in comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
If a man says something in a forest and there is
no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
"The crux... is that the vast majority of the
mass of the universe seems to be missing."
- William J. Broad
And it was a very good book of Rasputin's involvement in that,
which shows how people that are really very weird can get into
sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle on Nicholas, and Alexandra
"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
-- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"
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