Today's quotes [4.22.12]
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"NOW I've heard it all. Problem: expensive application from large
well known company keeps crashing. Vendor solution: 'Oh, someone at your
site must be kill -9ing it accidently. Our reccomendation is to rename
the kill command.'"
-- Matthew Crosby, email@example.com
"I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not
found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the
door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone
her with stones that she die...
-- Deuteronomy 22:20-21
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a compliment."
"If you're going to be quoting Lao Tzu, then please at least give the guy
-- Detective Sanchez, Lt. Wilkes
Edward Chilton - "I'm worried that the universe will soon
need replacing. It's not holding a charge."
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