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"NOW I've heard it all.  Problem: expensive application from large
 well known company keeps crashing. Vendor solution: 'Oh, someone at your
 site must be kill -9ing it accidently.  Our reccomendation is to rename
 the kill command.'"
                        -- Matthew Crosby, crosby@nordsieck.cs.colorado.edu


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"I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
                        -- Karen


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But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not
found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the
door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone
her with stones that she die...

                                                 -- Deuteronomy 22:20-21

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"Fuck 'em if they can't take a compliment."
"If you're going to be quoting Lao Tzu, then please at least give the guy
 proper citation."
                        -- Detective Sanchez, Lt. Wilkes


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Edward Chilton - "I'm worried that the universe will soon
           need replacing. It's not holding a charge."


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