Today's quotes [4.21.12]
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"Terrorism: deadly violence against humans and other living things.
Usually conducted by government against its own people."
"Then again, what should we expect from the makers of 'Stargate'? Finesse
is not exactly their strong point. Sure, they're pretty good at blowing up
stuff, but what four-year-old isn't? When it comes time for an important
plot twist their solution is to look at each other and scream 'ALIEN MIND
MELD!' like dorks at a Star Trek Convention."
-- Mr. Cranky,
Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know.
- Morticia, The Addams Family
"| <- You must be smarter than this stick to ride the Internet"
-- Mike Handler, paraphrased from Bev White
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
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