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"If you knew Suzie like I knew Suzie... you'd have scabies!"
                        -- Paul McDermott, DAAS Live at the National Theatre


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Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.


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"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
                        -- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)


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"If looks could kill... she'd have a nasty bruise."
                        -- me


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"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."

- Wernher von Braun 

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