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"There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And
then there is California."

                                   --Edward Abbey

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Last words of
Aretino, Pietro (1492-1556)
          "Now I'm oiled.  Keep me from the rats."

2. 




Arnold's Addendum:
        Everything else causes cancer in rats."
                        -- fortune


3. 




Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?"

Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea."

sent SC123


4. 




For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.
Then the stronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's
what happens to cheese when you leave it out.

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