Today's quotes [4.2.12]
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"There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And
then there is California."
Last words of
Aretino, Pietro (1492-1556)
"Now I'm oiled. Keep me from the rats."
Everything else causes cancer in rats."
Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?"
Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea."
For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.
Then the stronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's
what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
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