Today's quotes [4.19.12]
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown
Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.
- - - Miles Kington
The most terrible of all intellectual weapons ever wielded by
man was the mockery of Voltaire.
My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.
"Well, I made up for it big time the next night at another concert. Jill
Sobule (of "I Kissed a Girl" fame) actually thanked me for being the maniac
I am, people continue to be frightened of me, and I also triggered a "why-
can't-you-be-in-shape-like-him" from a woman to her boyfriend. I may not
have made a spectacle of myself at the Swans concert, but at least I
destroyed a relationship.:-) ... Wait a minute. That's not funny. I'm
-- Lt. Wilkes, discussing his form of "dancing"
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