Today's quotes [4.18.12]
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I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.
"Development is the realization of human potential."
"I think gods don't smite people anymore because people
of many different religions now live in the same town.
No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and
get sued by another god."
- David James
"Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime."
-- Paul S. Sears
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