Today's quotes [4.17.12]
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"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. "
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people
will throw a lot of rubbish into it."
- William A. Orton
A penny saved is ridiculous.
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be
skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- Mariah Carey
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