Today's quotes [4.15.12]
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Don't marry someone you can live with....Marry someone you can't live
-- Anon --
"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable
to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed
-- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of
portraits by Picasso.
Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."
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