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Ross's Law
Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upwards from
the floor-especially in the dark.


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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get
   in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Montaigne


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If you die on an elevator, be sure to press the UP button. 

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Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think

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DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters.
        --Douglas Adams

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