Today's quotes [4.12.12]
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When I have been asked during these last weeks who
caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer
has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the
riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for
the killings? The killers are to blame.
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President on the complex
social issues behind the
Los Angeles Riots
You know you're getting old when you can't tell
the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. "
- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
"Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion
-- Sun User Group
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