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When I have been asked during these last weeks who
caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer
has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the
riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for
the killings? The killers are to blame. 

    - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President on the complex
                  social issues behind the
                  Los Angeles Riots 

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You know you're getting old when you can't tell
the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm. 

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"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. " 
    - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back') 


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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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"Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion
 to 'fastboot'"
                        -- Sun User Group


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