Today's quotes [4.11.12]
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"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt"
Simplicity is always a virtue.
- Edward Abbey
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to
prison for three years, not Princeton."
-Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again
with promoter Don King
"In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded."
-- The shortened Big Bang theory
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!
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