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"My purpose here is to clearly demonstrate to all concerned that you are
 indeed insane; so that all doctors, policemen and other persons of
 authority will be shown to their professional satisfaction the truth of
 my statements. Please, do not change colour while I am talking to you."
                        -- MC 900ft Jesus, "Tiptoe through the Inferno"


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* It is better to be looked over than overlooked.


2. 




Life is a great bundle of little things.

        --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.



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   My mother made me a whore.
   (to which someone else added)
   If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?


  

4. 




* Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
       friends....
          You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow
       has, you wish you had ordered that.


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