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"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so
that man doesn't have to experience it." 

     - Max Frisch 

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"If you tape a piece of buttered bread to 
the back of a cat butter side up and drop 
the cat, which will hit the ground, the 
cats fet or the buttered side of the 
bread?...Neither the assembly will reach 
a elevation of one foot from the ground 
and start to spin uncontrollably, 
perpetual motion."


2. 




Get rid of aunts:  Zap does the job in 24 hours.

3. 




Sleep is death without the responsibility.

4. 




"...
 I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
 I know you'll be a sun in someone else's sky,
 But why can't it be mine?"
                        -- Pearl Jam, "Black"
                                (Ok, so it's sickening. Sue me.)


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