Today's quotes [4.1.12]
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"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so
that man doesn't have to experience it."
- Max Frisch
"If you tape a piece of buttered bread to
the back of a cat butter side up and drop
the cat, which will hit the ground, the
cats fet or the buttered side of the
bread?...Neither the assembly will reach
a elevation of one foot from the ground
and start to spin uncontrollably,
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Sleep is death without the responsibility.
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a sun in someone else's sky,
But why can't it be mine?"
-- Pearl Jam, "Black"
(Ok, so it's sickening. Sue me.)
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