Today's poems [4.9.12]
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There was a young lady whose cunt
Could accomodate a small punt.
Her mother said, "Annie,
It matches your fanny,
Which never was that of a runt."
There was a young man named Manis
Who had an extremely large anus.
When he went to make doo
It was four foot by two
And the smell was really quite heinous!
When Angelico worked in cerise,
For the angel he painted his neice.
In a heavenly trance
He pulled off her pants,
And erected a fine alter-piece.
A musician who lives in Bangkok
Has fiddle strings tied to his cock.
When he gets an erection,
He plays a selection
From Johan Sebastian Bach.
There was a young man of the Tweed
Who sucked his wife's arse thro' a reed.
When she had diarrhoea
He'd let none come near,
For fear they should poach on his feed.
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