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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

1. 




A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when
he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shot
her instead of her lover, he replied,
"Ah, m'sieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than a
different man every week?" 

2. 




How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style

Salespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their time
selling elephants they haven't  caught, for delivery two
days before the season opens.  Software salespeople ship the
first thing they catch and write up an invoice for an
elephant.  Hardware salespeople catch rabbits, paint them
gray and sell them as "desktop elephants."

Sent by Alex

3. 




A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house 
in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a 
couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another 
couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some 
bushes by the house. He walked up to the door of the house, 
and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and 
the man asked what kind of a place this was. "This is a 
brothel" replied the madam.

"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.

"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."

4. 




What did the boy with a long tongue and big
lips say to his mom as he was masturbating? 

    "look Ma', no hands" 

5. 



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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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