Today's quotes [3.9.12]
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"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it
like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should
give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they
leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
- Bob Ettinger
"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."
- A. Whitney Brown
There is nothing remarkable about love at first sight.
It's when people have been looking at each other for
years that it becomes remarkable.
"Danger? I laugh in the face of danger - then I hide until it goes away."
"I have opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush Sr.
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