Today's quotes [3.8.12]
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"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used
to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it."
"I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs."
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations...
- John Mendosa
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called
EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
- Drew Carey
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