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"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used
to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it." 

Noel Coward.

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"I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs."

Kevin Gildea.

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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." 

Terry Pratchett.

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Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations...

- John Mendosa

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"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called
EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

                                     - Drew Carey

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