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"As God once said, and I think rightly..." 

Margaret Thatcher.

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"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn." 

Fulton Sheen.

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"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." 

Woody Allen.

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"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."

Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.

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"Descended from the apes?
Let us hope that it is not true.
But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known." 

FA Montagu.

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