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If you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

1. 




"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day.
At my age I have to hold on to something." 

George Burns.

2. 




"Television has brought back murder into the home
                                  -- where it belongs."

Alfred Hitchcock.

3. 




"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

David Letterman.

4. 




"In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One." 

Yakov Smirnoff. 

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