Today's quotes [3.5.12]
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We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the
weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down.
After seeing how Disney is doing financially,
I was wondering if I could get the Southern Baptists
to boycott my company.
"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."
-- Rodney Dangerfield
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
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