Today's quotes [3.4.12]
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"You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible
voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner."
-- Aristophanes --
"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."
The only failure without dignity is the failure to try.
-- Anon --
You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
-- Homer Simpson, to God
There's No Disgrace Like Home
Military intelligence is an oxymoron. I
mean, if they were so intelligent, why
don't they just avoid wars in the first
Sent by Todd
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