Today's quotes [3.31.12]
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My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later
I can ask him what he meant.
If love is blind, then why do they make lingerie?
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!
* It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the
thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones."
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