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My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later 
I can ask him what he meant. 


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If love is blind, then why do they make lingerie?

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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!

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* It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
       eye-opener.


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"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the 
thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones." 

Mike Barfield.

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