Today's quotes [3.30.12]
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
ON REVISIONIST HISTORY
What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?
Never say "Oops" in the operating room.
- Dr. Leo Troy
Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
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