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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
   They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
         Rita Rudner


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A closed mouth gathers no feet.


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ON REVISIONIST HISTORY
   What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?


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Never say "Oops" in the operating room. 

    - Dr. Leo Troy

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   Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these
   words:
   "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."


  

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