Today's quotes [3.29.12]
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"Yep, [My 21st is] only 3 years away, but I'm not going to have a party."
"Because I'm going to be dead by then."
-- Kathleen, Braden Smith, Kathleen
I hear that exercise kills germs. But how do you get the little
buggers to exercise?
The difference between snowman and snowwomen is snow balls.
"I like the bestiality..."
-- Karen Peisley
As is well known, an elk that is shot within fifteen feet
of your hunting vehicle will still pull himself together
enough to gallop to the very bottom of the steepest canyon
within five miles.
- Patrick F. McManus
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