Today's quotes [3.28.12]
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"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how
tough you ask? The sign in the local
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"
Sent by Chris
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life.
Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's
perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in
our hands. It hopes we've learned something
from yesterday.--John Wayne
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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