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"I grew up in a tough neighborhood, how 
tough you ask? The sign in the local 
library said "Shut the FUCK up!!"


Sent by Chris


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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

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Tomorrow is the most important thing in life.
Comes into us at midnight very clean.  It's
perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in
our hands. It hopes we've learned something
from yesterday.--John Wayne

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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


4. 




Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.



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