Today's quotes [3.26.12]
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We sometimes meet an original gentleman,
who, if manners had not existed, would have
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the
shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the
table would move across the floor to it.
* You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
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