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"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label." 

Mark Twain.

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"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards
of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork
involved when your house lands on a witch." 

     - Dave James 

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"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who
haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." 

    - Jim Harrison 

3. 




"Television is a medium.
 Proof:
        a) Television is not rare.
        b) Television is not well done.
 QED"
                        -- Robert Bonomi


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I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.

Kipling in "Just So Stories" (1902), 
           "How the Camel Got His Hump"

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