Today's quotes [3.24.12]
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"Does anybody know any (dis)reputable arms dealers where I could by a nuke
to aim at Seattle?"
"YM 'Redmond'. Microsoft == Redmond, Microsoft != Seattle."
"Ahh, but 'tis only a matter of blast radius."
-- Jonathan Nicholson (firstname.lastname@example.org),
Debbie Schwartz (email@example.com),
Majdi Abbas (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, "Scale: 1 mile =
1 mile." I spent last summer folding it. I also have a full-size map of the
world. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6".
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer
god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. --Stephen
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
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