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Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation
for veracity.
        
                      --Robert Ingersoll

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* A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
       gives and the wife takes.


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"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same
purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." 

    - Marie Corelli 

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One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab.  The movie cost me $95.


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Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.


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