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"My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty, and that's the law."

                       - Jerry Seinfeld

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"Heaven for climate; Hell for society."

                                --Mark Twain

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Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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I love him whose soul is so overfull that he forgetteth himself, and
all things are in him...
    -Friedrich Nietzsche, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"



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