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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
   mistake when you make it again.
   -- F. P.Jones


1. 




"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..."
"It is in Tasmania!"
                        -- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the
                                audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"


2. 




We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there;
lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot
stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

    -- Mark Twain

3. 




Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action. 

    - Aaron Burr

4. 




Never moon a werewolf. 

     - Mike Binder 

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