Today's quotes [3.21.12]
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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
-- F. P.Jones
"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..."
"It is in Tasmania!"
-- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the
audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there;
lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot
stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
-- Mark Twain
Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action.
- Aaron Burr
Never moon a werewolf.
- Mike Binder
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