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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
       marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.


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"It's amazing what can get up there. People have got foot-long zucchinis
 stuck up there."
"Well that's why you use barbeque tongs..."
                        -- Andrew Rutherford, Karen


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"You'd better talk to Adrian, he's better at testicle support..."
                        -- Lynn Howard (oops)


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That's the trouble with engineers; They're always trying to change things.

    - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture 

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"Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle but the cow has failed on it's first
 attempt at the moon landing!!... that's one small step for a cow, one giant
 leap for the beef industry..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital


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