Today's quotes [3.2.12]
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If you can't beat them...arrange to have them beaten.
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And
she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
Glyme's formula for success:
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.
Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !
percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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