Today's quotes [3.19.12]
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And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
"Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield."
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death
"Sometimes life _does_ imitate morality plays."
-- Elizabeth Zwicky, email@example.com
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