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Men do not quit playing because they grow old;
they grow old because they quit playing.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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LOVE -- irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.

- Mark Twain

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What is a highbrow?  He is a man who has found something more
interesting than women.
        --attrib. Edgar Wallace and others

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"...  And, in fact, Australia had the largest sheep population in the world
 a few years back."
"And *every single one of them* is on the electoral role."

-- Roger Donaldson, Matt McLeod, alt.sysadmin.recovery


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Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
   It's like having a little pet for your face.
         Anita Wise


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