Today's quotes [3.18.12]
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Men do not quit playing because they grow old;
they grow old because they quit playing.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
LOVE -- irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
- Mark Twain
What is a highbrow? He is a man who has found something more
interesting than women.
--attrib. Edgar Wallace and others
"... And, in fact, Australia had the largest sheep population in the world
a few years back."
"And *every single one of them* is on the electoral role."
-- Roger Donaldson, Matt McLeod, alt.sysadmin.recovery
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
It's like having a little pet for your face.
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