Today's quotes [3.17.12]
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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this
look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
"Boy, I can see that on my tombstone: 'He could manage UNIX systems and do
70's porno soundtracks.' That's depressing to think about."
"Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and
can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
-- An English subtitle used in a Hong Kong film
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